Behold: The MysteryMeat64 Official Website

MysteryMeat64? Hoozzat?

Artist, entertainer, better male role model than your own father, comedic genius, regular genius, peak of masculinity, the man your mom keeps a picture of under her pillow, businessman... These are all words that I have not only carved onto the stone tablet of html that is this website, but also lived. This website will be used to describe my upcoming projects, show things I've made, give updates on my fascinating life, and give people something to do on their computers when they're bored.

Wow, what a cool guy! How can I be like MysteryMeat64?

Unfortunately, theres a below-zero percent chance that you could ever be like me. There's only ever gonna be one MysteryMeat64, and it'll stay that way unless I clone myself or build some sort of robot, which, for the record, would probably be called The MechaniMeat64,000.

Do you go by any other names? MysteryMeat64 is a bit of a mouthful to say every time!

MysteryMeat 64 is actually short for my full name, Eugene Amadeus MysteryMeat64 III Esquire, but if you want to shorten it any further, you can just call me Meat.

Sounds good, Meat! Is there anywhere else you can be found?

Yessir, I can be found over at Twitch, Twitter, Spacehey, Youtube, Bluesky, and Newgrounds. If you would like to play games with me, my Playstation name is MysteryMeat_64, my Minecraft/Microsoft account is MysteryMeat64, my Oculus Quest name is MysteryMeat64, and my Switch Friend Code is SW-3235-3620-6626.